Tag Archives: April Fools Day

Gnome Gnews is Good Gnews

It began with a casual remark from Monty, our resident space alien: “It must have been eaten by gnomes.” The Wolf Park staff had been discussing how to stop losing the clips we use to fasten gate latches, which had … Continue reading

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Unusual Animal Sighted at Wolf Park

Wolf Park is situated under one of the narrow ends of the bell-shaped curve.  In such a location we expect the unexpected.  So when I got an urgent call from the intern doing meatballs on April 1, saying that there … Continue reading

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Knights Collect Shrubberies in Main Enclosure

The phone on my desk rang this morning. “We are at the gate. We need a shrubbery. Now.” “Um, who is this please?” I asked. “We are knights sent by the Knights of Ni. Prepare the shrubbery.” “I’m putting you … Continue reading

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